LeBron James Crowns the Bucks with a Pair of Insane Dunks

You know, I was just thinking about how long it’s been since we were treated with the full LeBron James experience.

Not since his dunk over Paul Millsap have we seen LeBron put someone on his highlight reel this convincingly. Nearing the end of the first quarter in the Miami Heat’s win over the Milwaukee Bucks, Ekpe Udoh made one of the greatest mistakes of his NBA career.

With LeBron given an open lane, because only the Bucks would give him an open lane, he took full advantage, driving and lifting off near the dotted-line. Udoh, meanwhile, thought it would be wise to get in the middle of this, despite having been on the other end of a LeBron dunk already.

James went through Udoh like he was an apparition, and threw down arguably his best dunk of the year.

At least his best dunk of the year at the moment, because, a quarter later, he’d top himself with a slam that would have won the past five dunk contests.

Once again, the Milwaukee Bucks, who rank 29th in defensive efficiency, gave LeBron James a wide-open lane. This time around, however, the Bucks knew better, and allowed LeBron to do what he pleased.

No wonder the rest of the league’s fanbases despise Miami’s. Heat fans get the LeBron dunk contest that every fan of the game has been asking for since 2003. #blessed.

Video: LeBron James Scores 61 points, is Really Good at Basketball


Just when you think you got LeBron James figured out, he goes and pulls something like this off: a 61-point outing against the league’s sixth best defense.

Scoring 25 of those 61 in the third quarter, LeBron finished the night shooting 22-for-33 from the field, 8-for-10 from three, including making his first eight, and 9-for-12 from the foul line.

It’s the highest scoring game of his career, breaking the 56-point mark he scored in a loss against Toronto back in 2005, and it’s the highest scoring game in Heat franchise history, snapping the 56-point mark set by Glen Rice nearly two decades ago.

It’s the fourth time since the 1986-87 season a player has recorded at least 61 points, 7 rebounds and 5 assists in a single game. The other three were Tracy McGrady (62-10-5), Michael Jordan (69-18-6) and David Robinson (71-14-5).

LeBron, however, needed only 41 minutes to record his 61-7-5. Those other three all played at least 44 minutes, with Jordan playing 50 minutes in a game that went into overtime.

LeBron also made only nine free throws and attempted only 12. Jordan, Robinson and McGrady by comparison all took at least 23 free throw attempts.

Also, none of them shot better than 64 percent. LeBron was at 67 percent against the Bobcats. He became one of only four players in NBA history to score at least 60 points on at least 30 shots on better than 60 percent shooting.

None of LeBron’s makes came off a dunk.

In other words, he’s really good. In case you didn’t already know.

Miami Heat: Which LeBron James Dunk was Better?

Before this week, I was used to hearing rumblings from the dwindling number of critics of LeBron James who claim his dunks are stale and hardly ever coming on a defender.

Continue reading

LeBron James Re-introduces us to LeTroll with His Videobomb on Dwyane Wade


You knew it was coming. After Dwyane Wade raised the bar with his videobomb cartwheel of LeBron James’ post-game interview in Monday’s win over Phoenix, LeBron knew he would have to find a way to top Wade.

Although he’s done it before, LeBron’s giant, grinning face appearing in the middle Wade’s interview following the Heat’s win over Cleveland comes close to topping Wade’s cartwheel and Bosh’s numerous memorable videobombs.

And Dwyane’s deadpan stare into LeBron’s still-grinning face after he slowly turns around? Icing. 

Miami Heat: Five Best Games of Dwyane Wade’s Career

It’s the dog days of the NBA offseason, and I’m feeling nostalgic.

Continue reading

LeBron James’ Top 15 Dunks as a Member of the Miami Heat

Despite only playing with the Miami Heat for three years, it was extremely difficult to narrow down LeBron’s best dunks as a member of the Heat to only 15. It’s just what tends to happen when you have the power and strength of Karl Malone, the speed and agility of Tim Hardaway and the hangtime of Julius Erving.

What do you get from that mixture? A perfect storm of rim-rattling, dunk-defying and altitude-achieving throwdowns that shake the heavens and the earth themselves. Dunks put down with such ferocity that Satan is banging on the ceiling of Hell with a broom telling LeBron to keep it down up there.

Next time you’re at the American Airlines Arena, make sure to take notice of the divots left in the ceiling by LeBron’s knuckles.

Since we’re all going through basketball withdrawals, a few of LeBron’s dunks will suffice until we start adding new videos to the King’s resume next season.

Continue reading

Miami Heat: Watch All of LeBron James’ Dunks from the 2012-13 Season

I’ve heard people say that LeBron James does the same dunk every time.

I call those people idiots. James had 144 regular season dunks, fifth in the league behind power forwards/centers in Dwight Howard, Blake Griffin, DeAndre Jordan and JaVale McGee, and definitively led all postseason players in dunks with 28, nine more than second-place Tyson Chandler.

Continue reading

Miami Heat: Christopher Bosh Stars in “Adventures of Christopher Bosh in the Multiverse”

There have been beautiful and terrible things to come out of the internet.

This is one of the beautiful things. It’s a hodgepodge, technicolor, acid-trip nightmare of clip-art, piss-poor animation, and All-Star power forward Chris Bosh saving the world from an evil sorceress in the multiverse.

There are many questions. First off, who made this? Who has been surviving off of drinking bleach and codeine long enough to create something like this?

Was it created as a maniacal and mind-numbing way to explain Chris Bosh’s postseason injury and Mike Miller’s sudden surge in Game 5 of last year’s NBA Finals? Or was somebody already making it, then watched the Finals, and simply put the pieces in place?

Also, for something that appears to be colored and drawn by that little girl from ‘The Hills Have Eyes’, the animation on Mike Miller is excellent. They have him down to a science, even adding the gums that separate his top lip and teeth.

They even throw in the homeless guy who had his face chewed off as a hero. Naturally, the aftermath of his face looked like a close-up of pizza.

Oh, and Eric Reid and Tony Fiorentino? This is obviously done by a fan of the Heat. They nailed Fiorentino’s slurred Brooklyn accent and the possibility that he is on hard drugs during telecasts.

All of this and I have gotten into Miller being possessed by a werewolf, a dolphin with abs and Spanx with a knife that rides on roller-skates, a villain who I’m pretty sure is the same villain from Power Rangers, and the scrawl on the top of the Heat scoreboard reading “GOOD JOB MIAMI HEAT”.